I’m not wired for happiness …

… and apparently, I never was.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a grumpy old man. Even as a little kid.

I’m pushing 40 now, but for a while, the line was “I may be young on the outside, but inside, I’m a crotchety, grumpy, angry old man.”

Now get off my ************* lawn.

I’m cynical. I’m too outspoken.

And ... quite fundamentally ... I just don’t do happy.

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