Don’t Be A Monster, Dick!

Look, it's a story about a guy whose penis falls off, turns into a monster, and then terrorizes the city. There's a military defense contractor, so there's a lot of toxic phallic imagery. Speaking of phallic, there's also a wannabe governor campaigning on state's rights to WMDs. Also, the eponymous monster dick may or may not jump across multiple bodies, regardless of gender.

A dude plays the flute. Another dude beatboxes. There's a restaurant called "Nips & Sips." Toxic masculinity meets the symbiotic power of creative expression ... but with lots of dick.

Critically, this is a story that will never be made into a feature film because there isn't a single studio or platform with the courage to go all in on all dick. I could tell you more, but let's be honest—you already know if you're going to read this one or not. Merry Penis, every one!