You can’t free the monster, Dick. But you can download it. For free.

You know that novel I wrote about a dude whose dick falls off and turns into a mutated monster member? The one about toxic masculinity, guns, and beatboxing? The one with the title so stupid, it’s actually clever?

Guess what?! It’s free to download on both Amazon Kindle and Apple Books. Get it while the gettin’ is good!

Oh, you already downloaded it? Well, be sure to share the love — tell someone else to grab a free copy, and don’t forget to rate and review!

Don’t be afraid … just don’t be a monster, dick!